The virginity has been stolen.

SO LIKE
My past few days have been like insane in the membrane fool, and I figure "Hey what better time to type ceaselessly about things that no one cares about than now, while I'm running on three sodas and two hours of sleep?! 8D"

SO UHM....uhm...
Shoot where was OH YEAH I REMEMBER.

So on Friday, I prayed to Ozzy that I'd find a way to get this Jason Voorhees plush for cheap AND HOLY SHIZZLE-FLIPPIN.
Guess what I find on Amazon?
Yeah so this religion I've invented has been slightly rewarding, BUT STILL.... Still I think it's plain dumb luck.

Yeah, did I mention, I'm rewriting the Bible and relating everything in it to Metal somehow?
Ozzy is God. (:


ANYWHOSER-oni's, I purchase this Jason plush on Amazon for like 17 bucks. (ITS WORTH 50!)
And now I'm waiting by the door like a desperate puppy for it to come.
Thank Ozzy for Amazon.

Later Friday, the sister comes home and she brings her boifran.
Not that hes not like a brother to me now. whatefff.
We play apples to apples.
I friggin...owned their asses.
Wonnnn.


THEN ON SATURDAY OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG.
I almost missed the live broadcasting of Stuka Squadron performing live on the internet, but luckily I was able to REMEMBER that there's a TIME DIFFERENCE.
So I caught the show.
And Yushhh. It made me happeh.
-squeals-
They're awesome live.
If I had the cash, I'd travel to England for just ONE night to see them perform. ;_;

But uhm.
So you're prolly wondering "When do I get to the good part of this journal? TOO LAWNG. NOT READING."

THE GUD PART IS HURRURURUUURRR.
Or like...everywhere.
BUT MOSTLY HURRURUUR.

So I'm er.
Sitting...
in the bathroom. >_>
AND IM THINKING "Geez, I hope I get the new issue of Metal Hammer today."
So here's how it goes.
I put my hands together.

"Almighty Ozzy, please help me to be blessed ith the new issue of Metal Hammer in the mail today...Horns Up."

SO I CHECK THE MAIL AND BAM
Metal Hammer
AND
That's not the best part.
I open it up, and Jurgen (Hilarious and probably homosexual badass blakc metal advice columnist) has answered my question
FOR THE SECOND TIME!!! 8DD

First time, I forgot to sign my name, so it wasn't as validating but this time...
THIS TIME 8DDDDDDD
I signed and everything and BAM
Jurgen answered my question.
about what we're going to do without Vortex in Dimmu Borgir.

Bahahahhahahahahaha.
I love life.
So now I'm a Metalist.
When I finish the Bible, I can start converting people.
In Ozzy's name we pray. Horns up.


Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go eat pizza rolls and crash before I finish most of them while watching Nightmare on Elm Street part 3.
Auf Wiedersehen.